reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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