You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
just tell him i said nine months
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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize