Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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