Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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