I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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