I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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