I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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