you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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