Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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