Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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