Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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