Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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