i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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