If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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