do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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