No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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