Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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