saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She bit a glass in half.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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