I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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