We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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