I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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