he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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