You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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