You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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