If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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