rhymes with "ouble enetration"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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