I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am puke
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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