Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
do nipples grow back?
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