We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
only you would photoshop your dick
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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