yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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