hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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