i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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