i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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