I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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