I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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