Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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