i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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