So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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