The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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