I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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