U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think I just sharted jello shots
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