it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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