Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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