Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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