I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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