i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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