I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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