better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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