Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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