Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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