i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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