So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you would pick up someone in the library
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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